Last night on Coast to Coast AM, the guest was talking about Atlantis, and the whole thing was pretty awful. However, I hadn’t slept in days, so I was blissfully sedate as I slowly sank into slumber.
Unfortunately, George Noory ruins everything.
The guest was giving voice to his suspicion that Atlantis is somewhere in the south Pacific Ocean, and George Noory interrupted him to ask “Wait. Shouldn’t it be in the Atlantic Ocean if it’s called Atlantis?”
I actually sat up in bed and started yelling.
“Shouldn’t it be in the Derpific Ocean if it’s called Derplantis?” Fuck you, George Noory.